- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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