How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Obamacare

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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