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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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