- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

squash squash who squash my ass

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Republicans

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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