Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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TELL

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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