Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Lets Go Lakers!

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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