Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

black chicken. kfc

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

gabbi nunez ;)

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

say cheese

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Anti Joke

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