Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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My name is Jeff

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Black people

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Daym im romantic

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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