- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

hey John will you make some copies

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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