Jewwy Jewstein

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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