Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Your Mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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