A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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