you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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