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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

long in the tooth!

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