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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

Donald Trump.

anti jokes are for fags

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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