- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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