i have a christmas tree.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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homework

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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kevin kim

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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punchline below punchline above

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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