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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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