Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Democracy.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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