- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Im cute hehehee

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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