sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Religionh

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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epic win?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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