what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Women's rights...

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America

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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