What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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