Amazing

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

tims sty:)

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Women's Rights

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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