- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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