give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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