- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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