What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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The jets are a good team..

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Hey, Max!!

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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