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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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