- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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