- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

I'm hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Weed.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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