- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Why did you step on my watermelon?

A cat playing laser tag.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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