- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What rhymes with milk...milf

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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