- Anti Joke

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.