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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

i just pooped that is all!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

david what a baghead

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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