- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

you lose.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

A mans opinion.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

taking out the trash... at night

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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