- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

A mans opinion.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

taking out the trash... at night

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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