- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

THE GAME.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Your wife died during the delivery.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

You and your parents are going to die today

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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