- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

A man walks into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Samraj.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

knock knock

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Help I'm being raped!

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

That's what SHE said!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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