What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why is pi? Because circles.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

bryden is a faggot

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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