Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Hi

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Women's rights

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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