Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Vicky is my best friend.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

This is a joke

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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