Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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The game.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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