- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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