What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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soccer

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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