A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Who is big and stupid My brother

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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