Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Ken wins!

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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you and your family will die tonight

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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