- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Winter

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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