- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

That's what SHE said!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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