- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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