- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

this is not a joke.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

One below was by me: Walter H

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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