- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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