A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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everybody loves raymond

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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