What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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The Holocaust

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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