"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Fox News

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why was the gay guy sad?

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

The Holocaust

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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