- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Im black

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Luke Hardie is G@Y

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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