- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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