- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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