Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Womens Rights

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Loner.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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