poop nuff said

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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