- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

children burning

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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