- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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