What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Hello.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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