Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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oooh look a banshee

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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You will not press the like button.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why did the

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Apple juice.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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