This is not a joke

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Why was the woman?

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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The Christian Bible.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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