JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

I told you it would happen

My parents have an open marriage.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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