What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Hahaha

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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im a willy bum bum

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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hot diggity dog

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Anti Joke

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