What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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The dewey decimal system

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