- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

religion

British Dentistry

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

UP

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

luke moore cant pull it back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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