knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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