Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Please? No.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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