- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??