i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Butt poop.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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