- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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