Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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